Viagra offer

I met a really great girl that I think I might begin to like. We have been on 4 dates and have beent alking over the phone. But, I have a situation where sexual intercourse is not possible for me at this time (or is really bad sex if i take something like viagra and do it anyway). My situation is indefinite but could improve in a safe, loving, caring relationship but i dont know. I am getting help for the situation but dont know if I should continue dating this person or let her go as I have been down this path before a couple of times.

I have a friend who gets at least 50 E-mails a day for viagra and such.It would be nice if the software was shareware.

what do you think of this ????????? i like number 5 !

Top Ten Worst Ways To End A Date
(submitted by DK)
10. Agreeing to appear on People’s Court or the Newlywed Game, whichever comes first. (Maniac Bob)
9. When dropping her home, ask if you may come in for a glass of water … to take your Viagra. (G-nicest)
8. Meow…screech…splat. “Is that your cat?” (Kerspat)
7. “My best friend is dying to go out with you.” (tmd)
6. Tell your date that it’s really past jello time and you should get back to the institution. Follow by biting them erratically. (Mr. Muffin)
5. “I’ve gotta go, my wife will be worried sick.” (Mr. BigStuff, Ash)
4. Vulcan mind meld (Yonny Qvesht)
3. “Alright, well, if you’ll just sign here…here…and here…” (The Almighty Loki)
2. Have your mother tuck you and your date in. (Steve Weiss)
1. “So… Mindy…, I mean Mandy, I meant to say Mandy, I know your name’s Mandy.” (PMM)

i’ve had a erection lasting about close to 2 days now and it will not go down. I scheduled a doc. appointment, but it’s not till tom. at 3. I have had to call in to work 2 days in a row, and friends tell me to masturbate, but when I do I never ejaculate. Any Ideas???

everything i try never works. I tried to give her viagra but it just make her mad. I am just trying to help.

everything i try never works. I tried to give her viagra but it just make her mad. I am just trying to help.
:( PLZ HELP I DONT WANT TO BE A VIRGIN FOREVER

Ok so I’m 15 and last night I dreamt that I had viagra injected into me with this huge needle and I felt really horny afterwards but I thought only guys took viagra…. I don’t even remember thinking about viagra at all yesterday so I don’t know why I had this dream…. what could it mean?

The reason I ask is because the first time I bought it, it worked really well, then the second time i bought it from a different place and it just gave me a headache and nothing more.

I can’t remember the name of the first company that supplied me, please recommend a website.

been married almost 20 year, i am 8yr younger than my husband, for many years he was more into sex than i was especially when i was in my early 20’s, but he always had this problem. I would get mad, I have tried to get him to understand how it feels to be left hanging, He always blames me somehow, he got to excited, it has been too long, whatever.. now i am 40, and feel in my prime, I have just lost weight working out and feeling prettier than i have in a while, I see other men looking at me, so i dont think i an unattractive, I have really tried to spice things us, but more time than now, i end up, with oh, sorry, i got to excited! I cant help but think something is wrong when a young married woman has more and better sex alone than with her spouse! He gets so defensive, yet he has been given Viagra to try., if this is how it is now, what about as he ages!! I want to have a passionate, hot, messy sex life, until i cant .. i love him, but This Is a much bigger problem than I think most men understand. suggestions??

I went into the bathroom and saw that he’d mistaken my prescription Viagra for marshmallows.

He’s only 9.

I should mention that we live near a Catholic Girls School.

I’m considering a lawsuit against General Mills. They could have anticipated this would happen to someone.

I have This guy friend he is so hansom omg. He’s like 6′1 like aa carmel complexion sexy lips and Honey brown eyes with this sexy muscular body. Anyway sex is so weak it’s terrible! His dick is little and he just lays on top of me and pumps always the same position I pretend to moan of course but it terrible. Should I suck it u cause he’s so hot? Or Is there anything I can do about it? If I can like Viagra or something How Do you tell man you want them to take Viagra or something without crushing there ego???

Well the head of my penis turned green. I think it was because I used 2 viagra pills. Anyways my wife is really turned off by it. Should I chop my dick off?
PS My sperm is still white
PSS I’m not married

****no drugs/ like viagra/illegal/ or sex toys……… Its a family party
Thought about small bottles of alcohol, but I need more ideas then that…