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Do you have any tricks to turn it back on??? Any news on the new viagra for women??? Have you tried mens viagra yourself??

If so, is it true that your penis will stay hard until you go to the doctor and he/she sticks a needle on the side of it to become soft again?

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for past 4-5 years I am having this problem. I have consulted Unani Medicine Practitioners, specialists in skin and sexual disease field. I spend a lot of money to get my erection ability back but I get only frustration.

I married in the age of 32 and was very happy. I use to have long long erection. Suddenly after 6 years of my marriage it starts reducing the period or erection and now upto one min only and some time no erection at all.

Is there any operation that help me get my erection for life? I used DESI viagra in India but of no use, I don’t get any erection. I use to have sex with my wife two or three times in a month and that too only for 2-4 minutes only.

An 84 year old man goes to a doctor and asks him for some Viagra. The doctor is somewhat surprised, and says to him, well since you are 84, I have to give you a complete physical, ok, he responds. So the doctor gives the old man a complete physical and says, well you are fit, so here are 4 Viagra pills, the old man says, could you please cut them in quarters for me. You don’t understand says the Dr., if you cut them in quarters they will not work! No, you don’t understand says the old man, I don’t want the pills for sex, I just want it to go up high enough so I don’t pee on my shoes!

They finally found out what the ingredients in Viagra are, it is 99% fix-a-flat!

Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…….
I’m glad this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those damn payments!

So I called my baby girl, Jane, to come over to my house.
When she got here, I said to her, “Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to yo momma’s house and tell her that this is the last check she’s ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that’s on her face.”

So my baby girl took the check over to her momma.
I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, “Now what did yo momma have
to say?”

“She toll me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy…and to watch the expression on yo face”.

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!”

The other bum says, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. ‘HEY WILLIE! FOR $50, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE

Are you aware that Colonoscopies are against the Geneva Convention?

normal. He doesn’t know that I know he still has them in his briefcase. He said he could have an affair with or without the pills.

where in the web r any where else could a find a good price for viagra or other pills like that one thx

It does not work well and is expensive .It gets very frustrating because he is unable too last long enough.He has started avoiding sex.I know this is frustrating for him even more but he doesn’t eat right.He doesn’t exercise and works long hours.We have talked about this at great lengths .I feel he is selfish because he knows how I feel and will not exercise,eat right ,does not take his high blood pressure med a lot of the time and won’t try and change his long hours at work.So I kind of feel like he deserves this.I would not tell him about the f w benefits I know he would not approve. I can’t help that I have a healthy sexual appetite .He also did before high blood pressure.
I not only work I do all the house work.I also make a lot more money than he does in a lot less time.I have mentioned counseling time and time again.Neither of us wants divorce we have discussed that.We have kids and grandkids and we do love each other.I am not a bad person just desperate and frustrated.IT IS EASY TOO JUDGE OTHERS.

I have been married for 2 years now and i knew my husband for at least 1 year before we got married. I am almost 30 years old and i have not had sex once in my life. All my life i waited for this special person and now i am in a fix. He seems to have an erectile dysfunction problem (a side effect of some medicine he ha taken in the past) What hurts me most is his lack of interest in doing anything about it. I understand he has a busy schedule but i wish he realizes that he is depriving me of something that i really want. I am sexually frustrated but have been loyal to him till this minute. I have discussed this several times with him. He promises to work on it but never does much. He got Viagra from a doc twice that we didn’t make much use of. Once in a while we have foreplay sessions and masturbate each other. Even this is irregularly. I am the only person talking about romance or sex. It is never his topic. He is very affectionate otherwise. What do i do? Please help….

…. was conditioning Old men, in advance, to pop Viagra pills?

They both are small & blue

10. Rhino horn (an endangered species)
9. Spanish fly (actually a ground up beetle)
8. Alcohol
7. Chocolate
6. Oysters
5. Yohimbe, Tribulus, and Maca
4. Viagra
3. Psychoanalysis
2. Getting in shape
1. Respect for your partner

Here’s a link if you’re interesed.
http://www.livescience.com/health/top10_aphrodisiacs-1.html

Thanks for your answers.

How well does it work for someone with premature ejaculators?Like how long does it take to work and how long can you have sex for?

pls tell me exact location of the medical store and the name !!! pls help me out … im 24 yrs with no health problems(no cardiac or diabetes)…pls i need them urgently