Viagra offer

My husband i don’t have sex often. I have offered him to use viagra to maybe alter his testosterone but he doesn’t want to. He says he doesn’t need it, and I am sexually desperate. Is it bad if i give him viagra secretly? dissolving it in a drink or something like that?

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice
in reviving her husband’s libido.

“What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.

“Not a chance”, she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”

“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste
it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went.”

It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”

“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect
was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he
sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a
nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn’t good?”

“Twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin
here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.

A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of
Viagra but his request was denied.

‘Why can’t I have a double dose?’ the man asked.
‘It’s not safe,’ the doctor replied.

‘But I need it really bad,’ the man explained. ‘My
girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday.’

‘Okay, I’ll give it to you,’ the doctor relented.
‘But you have to come in on Monday morning so that I
can check to see if there are any side effects.’

On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office with his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, ‘What happened to you?’

The man said, ‘No one showed up.’

i have like 9 so far and it’s only 11am

Been trying to figure this out for years and don’t know what to do.

I’m 28, totally healthy but have never been able to top.

First issue, had plenty of BJs from quite a few guys and A. they either rub the tip the wrong way and its too intense of a sensation or b. it just doesn’t do enough for me to stay hard.

Second issue…. I put on condom on, might as well be a bicycle tube, just feels uncomfortable and nothing can be done to keep things going.

I’ve pretty much always had this issues, only been able to top bare with my last bf and basically had to get off in the first few minutes before his tight grip on my dick wore off a bit… or I just don’t feel enough to keep it totally hard. I

I otherwise have no problem staying hard, I can get myself off in a couple of minutes if I’m in a rush or make it last a good hour if I want. I do j/o with a tight grip, always have, can’t seem to avoid it.

What can I do to fix this…. it’s def not ED, tried viagra and it does help, but still can’t get off from a BJ or with a condom… Just seems to be a sensitivity problem.
I had a thought a while back that I just now remembered. Would getting a fleshlight help? If so, which one? They seem to have a lot of options.

I have a really old hotmail account where only people I allow can e-mail me and I never used to get spam mail but, recently I am getting messages from viagra@admin.com. I keep marking them as spam but, they keep showing up daily. they are the only ones getting thru.to this account, How can I get rid of them?

Which is better?

Anyways I’m the Joker for those who don’t know me here is a joke.

Their was a robbery, the police come and ask the guy what happened. “Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.” says the guy.

“The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!” Says the policeman. HahahahahaheheheheheWEEEEE!

Don’t worry this question will be deleted for some reason all of my questions are, or nobody will come and answer. Hehehehe.

The Radio: Alright go listen to the Jonas Sister. Hahahahaheheheh!

I’m just a little confused…
I was looking through my gf’s text messages and i came across a message reply from a forum.
“Admin@viagra.com”
Why would she be asking questions on a viagra board?
does viagra do anything for women when taken or something?

i think my penis is small for its size. my girlfriend thinks so to. but wen its irrected its 5inches and 4 centimeters. i am 17 years old. we both want to know how do i make my penis longer? ive tryed viagra but that doesn’t work much. is there a pill i can take or anything else i can do?

Most spam emails are about sexual enhancement. Is there not anything better to spam about? Or is that the most lucrative thing to spam about?

My boyfriend and I have been in a relationship for a little over two years. We live together, and although we’ve had some rough patches, we have a relatively good relationship. He’s talking marriage, but I don’t know if I can trust him and I have concerns on some major issues. This is my second serious relationship. I’ve dated many men, and my boyfriend is by far the nicest man I’ve ever known (and that’s including my father, uncles, cousins…you get the point.) He has a lot a female friends. He said that they are friends that he was interested in at one point, but they wouldn’t give him a chance. I admit, I almost passed him up because he’s not very attractive and comes off as extremely nerdy. I had been accustomed to dating athletes and certified cuties! Playing around on his computer I came across his internet history and ended up in his facebook account. There I found all of this correspondence between his “supposed” friends which were extremely flirtacious and sexual in nature. I decided to just cut my losses and remain friends. Well, in a few weeks we were back together. I’m having problems trusting him. He’s talking marriage and is even stressing the point after we returned from a wedding yesterday. I don’t know if I could marry him. Especially since he’s never achieved an orgasm during sex. He’s been diagnosed as having erectile dysfunction and was even perscribed Viagra. We are both in our twenties! He claims that he’s damaged from porn. I try to be encouraging, but it definitely puts a damper on our sex life. Also, he’s a bit frivolous with money. He feels a need to show off and impress financially, when we are in here struggling. I’m just confused about this man. Like I said, he has so many wonderful qualities that almost make him seem to good to be true. My friends are envious about this great guy, who smart, has a great job, and waits on me hand and foot…but I don’t know what to think…